You're awfully concerned with the time tonight, Senhor Diller.
Don't give up without giving me a chance to win some of my money back.
Not at all, Luis, the night is just beginning.
A minute to go. Start cutting.
- Where do we go in? - Under that middle condenser.
Fireworks ready?
What was that?
- There's an explosion in B Sector. - Turn on the monitor!
- Fire control, we have an emergency! - A Sector's out too!
I want a damage report on both sectors.
Come on before it explodes!
Watch! We're wide open going across there.
Come on to the security exit!
Run before it explodes!
Hold it! Freeze.
Freeze!
Stay there!
OK, let's go for it!
Come on!
Come on, damn you.
It's OK, it'll hold you.
Doubling again? You can't be serious! You haven't a chance.
The best way to attract Lady Luck,
is to act like you don't need her. Just like any other lady.
Aah!
Now I've seen everything.
No!
Lady Luck is a French Puta!
- The fire's threatening the fuel depot. - Are the mine shafts in danger?
Play that hose out!
I don't know what's wrong. I must be one number off.
Keep trying, it's all right.
Look!
B Sector's tanks are all burning!
And it's spreading to the power plant and gas tanks!
Where is Miss Neville this evening?
She would hardly approve of your engaging in such intense activity.
It's OK if I win. She's fishing with her American friends.
It's a lot safer than gambling with you! Wish I had joined them!
- The main safe alarm has just gone off! - Yes, we know.
Nothing. You two, search there. Come on.
We're losing power.
This is Security Centre. The main vault has been robbed.
They've robbed it.
Search, Rex!
Let them smell it!
Let's go.
- How'd it go? - So far, so good.
You know what to do once we're out?
Is the charge set?
I have never seen such luck!
The game is far from over, Luis. Play.
- It's definitely your night. - It would seem to be.
This is the place. Well, here goes.
Not yet!
I'm sure you'd like the honour.
Thank you!
Let's go.
Try and stay down!
That panel truck fits the description we got.
Unit 3, van sightedon the Barra Do Garcia forest road.
Do you think he could have made it?
Don't count on his share going up for grabs.
He's lived through a lot worse for a lot less money.
Let's get down to the lake.
The van we sighted has blown up. We are going down to investigate.
- Come on! - Get inside.
There is nobody in sight. There's no sign of anyone.
I want you to search down along the lake shore.
Take your men up the hill. They might have gone that way.
All right, get moving!
Thank you.
What a shame Miss Neville isn't here to celebrate.
I'm sure she's amusing hersef in her own way.
I think he's picked up their scent.
Yes. He's got it. This way. Come on!
They've fooled us!
Let's get rid of this.
Police!
What do we do now to celebrate?
- You bait your hooks. - Pull alongside for inspection.
Here we go again!
You want to see our licenses again? You've seen it every day this week.
- This time it's different. - You can say that again!
This time we hit the jackpot!
- Open up the fish. - Yes, sir!
There's nothing here, Captain.
You needn't bother, Officer. They do that for us at the hotel.
Maybe he can do it better.
- Good morning! - Good morning!
You're up early? No, I'm not. I'm up late.
- A cup of coffee! - Chasing chicken thieves again?
Some chickens! There was arobbery at the mine.
Blew up the power station, wrecked the railroad...
- Yet no one was killed. - Are you serious?
They took the reserve collection. They knew exactly where they were.
What a disaster!
Those stones were like back up capital for the entire mining operation.
You're lucky you quit working when you did.
Heads will fall. It was an inside job.
- You get any of them? - No, but we will.
Good luck.
I'm going to head home.
He gets rich by stealing from poor hotel owners.
The game was your idea my friend. Good morning.
- Mister. - Thank you.
You have got a lot of nerve telling a man who has had a heart attack...
that he was lucky to have stpped working. He's lucky to be alive.
You're right. But he looks pretty healthy.
Must be that lady friend of his.
I have a feeling she's extremely efficacious.
Is it bad?
It's nothing.
Lie down and let me have a look at it.
It's kind of customary for me to fall in love with my nurse.
Then just think of me as your Doctor Hans.
I think it's just a sprain. Have you ever broken it before?
- Probably. - Probably?
Say it was a jogging accident. It happened about 2 days ago.
Do you heal fast?
I've performed with both legs in a cast and my back in a brace.
I know people have paid to watch you crash.
But we're paying you to come through.
You cut it much too close with that van and look what it got you.
Are you going to behave,
or do we have to find another diver?
You sure there's no German blood in you?
I win my wars.
To a job well done.
How does it feel to be rich?
So far all I feel is wet. When are you gonna get it?
When they stop searching for it.
- How long? - That's difficult to say.
You worked for the company. What's the procedure?
We've just made off with a fortune that took decades to amass.
One can hardly speak of standard procedure.
I don't think we put in this much time to get impatient.
Why don't we say 60 days?
60 days?
If you think my brother and I are going to sit feeding the mosquitoes,
for 60 days...
Drive to Rio and we'll send for you when the time comes.
- What do you think about that? - I think it's just great.
I can see it now. Someone forgot to call Warren and Lloyd.
I guess we'll have to split up the emeralds without them.
People who don't trust people are usually people who can't be trusted.
And trust is a pretty important part of this operation.
Do you want me to tell you what I think of you and your uptown talk?
Come on! Take it easy!
60 days it is. If the heat's still on, then we'll set another date.
I'm sorry.
Maybe we ought to take a drive to Rio. I've had enough peace and quiet.
Come on.
Careful!
This is great!
Darling, this is going to be the most wonderful honeymoon anybody ever had.
Nag, nag, nag.
They promised me a Concorde and gave me a mosquito.
- Here! - Just a minute.
All right!
- To work! - Here, Ollie.
- It's a good idea to record it. - Record it for posterity.
Could be arrival or departure. They all look alike.
Here we go.
Giorgio, come here.
You could have told me you spoke Portuguese.
And cramp your style on the radio.
I wouldn't have missed your comments for the world.
Ben, when they're tired the hotel's over there.
All right.
Very misterious.
- Let's have it! - You want it, you got it.
Graduated Magna cum laude from the Helen Keller School of Modelling.
Sounds like easy money.
It would have been cheaper to fly some banana plants to New York. +.
Really? And what about those hundred foot waterfalls?
- Miss Hoyt, your colleagues? - They'll be right along.
I need some very spectacular shots.
I want orchids in the wild, not just orchids.
I need very specific colors to go with the clothes that I've brought.
They're difficult to find. So you'll have your work cut out for you.
You certainly know what you're after.
We're more or less after the same thing.
Shall we talk dollars or cruzeiros?
Just as long as it's money.
- Can we use your office? - Sure.
Come along. My entire life is caught up in those little brown bags.
- Stop! - Oh!
I didn't mean to startle you. You just remind me of someone.
I hope it's someone you like.
It's filled and overflowing with the Emperor's new clothes.
We lose these, we lose everything.
I'm sure you'll enjoy our accomodation.
- I'm signing in for both of us. - Good.
I detest autographs.
Magic fingers in the water bed, no doubt.
Have you ever seen so many potted plants? Incredible.
I always get nervous in a place with grass furniture.
Oh, look at that lake!
She's not scared?
You guys all set?
- Goodbye, Luis. - So long pal.
What's this all about? You police?
Go ahead.
We're going to be at the hotel Diller was talking about.
Maybe I'd better wire Rio and tell them to lock up their daughters.
When we starT to boogie tonight,
that plastic Jesus up on the hill's gonna have to turn his back.
- I think I'd better chaperone. - Those 2 love bugs of ours.
Amateurs give me the willies. They're smart, careful people.
- Their word's good. - Yeah, rookies of the year!
It certainly makes me feel a lot better knowing that you're ith them.
I'll put some of those Carioca Ladies on ice for you, pal.
I just might have something on ice here.
This is nice equipment. Diller work out?
He had it set up for his sons, just before his wife walked out on him.
- That's too bad! - I'll make him more sons...
Why don't you jog, Hans, for about 30 minutes?
- And then call it a day. - OK.
Much too heavy for a man in your delicate condition.
What you have in mind isn't exactly recommended either.
Love-making is considered excellent therapy for cardiac patients.
I want you in the very peak of health.
Usually, this sort of affectionate display...
is meant to cover feelings that are quite different.
I liked the way Lasky handled the Bailey brothers this morning.
That dosen't mean he can handle me.
Tony, Warren and Lloyd was fine,
but next time I'd like something like Edgar or Clyde.
There's a limit to what people are gonna believe.
- There ain't. - They're calling it a night.
- It's about time. - Probably been collecting overtime...
Old Hans is gonna be puttin' in his time too.
Are you gonna be able to keep straight when he comes up empty-handed?
I'm gonna act so outraged when he comes up I'm gonna say:
Gimme the aqua-lung. I wanna go down there and take a look for myself.
We're gonna have to rehearse it.
I can stash those emeralds somewhere in the car.
Now, listen.
Lasky and Diller are right about the 60 days.
We're gonna dump them in the lower lake.
I don't like it.
- Can't we look at 'em a little bit. - What about taking a few samples?
Ehi!
- Well, here it goes. - Don't spill any on the way up.
Good luck.
What's the matter?
Tony, grab it! What's the matter?
Tony!
Here, grab it.
Here Tony!
Grab the pole, Tony!
Is there a Lloyd or Warren Bailey please staying there?
They should have checked in yesterday.
Are you sure?
I see.
Thank you.
Excuse me.
They had reservations, but they never checked in.
I'm sure there's a simple explanation.
- I don't think so. - You can try again after lunch.
- What's this about, lunch? - My pets have already had lunch.
- Scotch, please. - Give me some soul.
Give me some soul.
OK, now get up, flounce for me.
Flounce, Gabrielle, you like you wore the wrong clothes to a funeral.
Now, Gabrielle, a little more Jean Harlow,
and a little less Marjorie Main.
Gabrielle, the sleeves, come on dazzle, phosphorize.
That's it, now the eyes.
That looks very good.
Soul, that's it. Great.
Great, Gabrielle.
Now let's see if we can't move a little bit to the right.
Let's see the arms drop.
Oh, swing the arms, that swing looks wonderful.
Now strutt your stuff.
Now spin, spin around.
My God, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean...
It's all right, it can happen to anyone.
- We gonna stop meeting like this. - Then buy me a dinner.
- Dining room, 8 o'clock? - Have a Martini waiting, very dry.
Do you realize you've just ruined a thousand dollar set of rags?
Really. How much is your tent worth?
The light meter!
I should have stayed a 98 pound weakling.
Your plan didn't work. You only got rid of one of us.
You're gonna tell me what's going on here. - All right...
Where's your brother?
- As if you didn't know. - If I knew why would I ask?
Where is he?
He's dead.
- How? - We went to get the stones.
He was doing the diving. He had all the equipment.
I think it was the flashlight that attracted it.
- Attracted what? - I think it was a huge snake.
He went down. He came up screaming. And he went under again for good.
- Who is it? - Are you busy for dinner?
- I'm busy now, Hans. - OK, I'll get you later.
- I wanna get out of here. - Get some rest. We'll talk later.
- I am busy for dinner. - I don't want to be here alone.
You won't be alone.
The table down there.
I said: I'll do the bumping, but find somebody else to grind.
It's always good to know low people in high places.
They're so easy to find.
Where'd you get him?
- He's one of the best. - One of the best what?
I was referring to his talent as a photographer.
But I know some girls who swear he's one of the best at everything.
- Maybe I read him wrong. - No, you didn't.
You only read half of him.
You probably have some sort of old-fashioned block.
Bi-sexuality is a lot older than any of my blocks.
Excuse me, telephone for you at the desk, sir. - Thank you.
- Will you excuse me a minute? - The conversation was interesting.
It is going to get fascinating.
Hi.
- I'm the telephone. - Well, that was a quick 60 days.
- Have you seen Warren and Lloyd? - They're in Rio.
I've been on the phone to Rio all day, they never got there.
They must have stopped somwhere along the way.
They never left because they're after the emeralds.
- That's impossible. - It's true.
If they're not in Rio, they're probably chasing skirts.
Bob, listen to me!
There's a difference between bi-sexuals and two-timers.
Truly? And which are you?
Sorry, your three minutes are up.
- What the hell is that? - Macumba.
It's used to protect people.
It's also used to cast spells, to make someone fall in love.
- I could use a little of that. - They say it never fails.
Careful, it's also used to kill.
There's a chance you might be right.
You're gonna feel a lot better when we get the jewels.
- Where are they? - About ten feet out...
- Where did this thing come from? - Up from over there.
It moved really fast.
This will move a lot faster.
Damn it.
Help, Warren, help!
Help!
Warren! Help!
Get them out!
Kate! It's too late.
Paul!
Paul...
No!
You did it.
- You put piranhas in the dam. - Yes, I did.
50 pair!
The day I decided to go through with the robbery.
There must be tens of thousands by now.
Do you know you've just murdered Hans and Warren?
They betrayed us, they were punished.
Punished?
What is the matter with you? They didn't even know.
They knew the consequences.
A secret like that amounts to betrayal in my book.
You should have told us.
Yours is a woman's book, not a thief's.
You didn't mention that to me when you sent me down in the mine.
If I had said anything about the piranhas,
they could have taken steps to neutralize them.
What about me? You could have told me at least, if you love me.
But I do.
I do. I do.
Kate, don't you think I'm horrified by what's happened?
Where do you think those stones would be now, if I hadn't protected them?
- I'm going to Lasky. - No, he remained loyal.
- He risks nothing. - Lasky was with me.
He's bound to think of this place
and your little habit.
Explain everything to him. We have to stick together.
If we fight each other, we'll all lose.
Bob!
If it isn't the wrong number!
Cordial as ever, I see. Where's Bob?
You know I'm getting a little tired of your interruptions.
I really don't think it's my interruptions that are tiring you.
Just tell him I'm here.
- It'll have to wait. - Why don't we let him decide?
That's just it. He's out, fishing.
Spear fishing.
He said group fishing just led to tangled lines.
- I see. - Want to leave a message?
You just delivered the message.
Tell him I said we'll miss him.
Well, where is he?
According to his new girl friend, underwater fishing.
Even Lasky!
So the partnership is officially dissolved.
It's too bad but it would seem so.
I wonder how he's dealing with piranhas.
Bob was hiding in the shower while his girl did the talking.
It's his way of saying he doesn't like what we've done.
No, he'll wait for us to move.
Ben, don't forget the wig box. Esther Williams has done it again.
Please! I left my wigs in New York.
Here Ann. - Are you sure you don't want me to give you a hand?
I think you'd better keep your hands to yourself.
It isn't that funny.
Ready when you are, miss. We've got quite a day ahead of us.
Well, that's an understatement.
The hair is wrong, the dress isn't...
Ann, 3 palm trees and a lake does not Brasil make.
We need something dramatic. A little chiaroscuro.
- This isn't it. - Max, get us under those clouds.
We need them for background. Terrific!
We might as well get the clouds before they get us.
Rain? Oh no, you don't.
Not before we finish shooting.
I wouldn't be too sure.
- Want to bet? - Not against you, miss.
- Much better, thank you. - You're welcome.
No, you... Ann, good.
Well, it couldn't be better.
We only have time to test out the gas. Get comfortable with the wet-suit.
You've got to have friends to get things done around here.
Right this way. Ta-ra! Great.
Realism? There were never shrunken heads in Brazil.
But there are on 14th Street. I know the shop.
Now I know you're legitimately tacky.
This is my family: Mom, dad, Darleen, Kathy, Vicky.
I think you need to try their diet.
That's it. Laugh it up. It's art.
OK. I dropped it all the way at the other end.
That beef should distract them long enough.
You ready?
I wish I could do this myself, you know that?
I know.
I'm a very lucky man.
And you're about to become the highest paid diver in history.
OK.
It's all right.
We've done it.
It's all right.
We've done it.
Darling.
Come into the light. Come this way.
Elevate yourself. Elevate higher.
Well, what do you think? No, there's too much color.
Too much color?
- Cut the red light. - I don't know.
It's just not right. We need something really special.
Now that's it. Ollie that was great.
- Can we duplicate lightning? - I hope we don't have a hurricane.
Duplicate it? I shall improve upon it.
The very gods themselves shall beat the path to my door for the patent.
Dazzling prospect.
Idiots!
They couldn't wait 60 days.
I waited years.
Years.
OK, let's go.
Now, let's do it baby.
That's it, right.
A jungle baby, I love it.
Here it comes now.
You want your surprise? Here it comes.
Just perfect. It was worth all the trouble.
Don't you think so, Max?
Just give me 6 more days.
Today this trickle. Tomorrow the Red Sea.
Not only lighning, but smoke. Can you beat that?
Oh, no! I'm sorry, can't you take a joke?
Look, I wonder if Lasky did it.
I'll buy you a mink raincoat if we get there.
Sold.
It's Max. Come on, we'll get a ride back with him.
Does this mean I don't get my raincoat?
Max, wait!
Who is it?
Mister Diller!
Give me your hand, please.
What ever happened to beginner's luck?
Hello. Room for 2 more?
Sure, come on in. Now we know why they call this a rainforest.
Yes, thank goodness we're well equipped.
Thank you.
How did you get to this side of the lake without a boat?
Our boat broke its line in the storm.
I see. Well, make yourselves at home.
- Where have you 2 been? - In the shower
I was showing Gabrielle the basic moves.
Looks to me more like you're trying to keep them a secret,
Leaving out blots at this particular stage of the game,
can be a very reckless proposition.
Unless one knows how to turn them to one's own advantage.
You 2 play.
No, leave them just as they are. I'll pick up where she left off.
I got her into this mess. Let's see if I can just get myself out.
Such a good sport. Could be very expensive.
How would you know?
At least we're not short of dry clothes. Try this on.
- Thank you. - You can change in the galley.
- I'll make some coffee. - Great idea.
- Why don't you get the orders. - OK.
- Who'd like some coffe? - Ollie wants coffee.
And how does Ollie want his coffee? Intravenously.
Black, with plasma.
It's a tornado.
What about my plane!
I won.
Thanks for the lesson. It would seem I underestimated you.
I think I'll get some air.
Don't forget to check which way the wind's blowing first.
Rough going, huh?
- Is the boat all right? - Sure. She loves this stuff.
Nothing's the matter, now. We are sheltered.
I just wasn't sure I could get her in the cove.
Look.
I can't hold her.
We've run aground, but not far from shore.
Is that good news or bad news?
For you, it's good, I'm going to see how bad it is for me.
Oh the life jackets,
All right.
- What'd you read on 7? - God! Look!
It's a flood. The dam must have burst.
Come on, let's get out of here.
It's a flood, run!
Help!
- What's the damage? - Fortunately just that.
It's tough to patch from the inside. But I think we can manage all right.
If we take on too much water, it could shift us off the rocks.
- Then we sink. - Or swim.
Aaahh!
- On shore? - I'll be there.
No, you mustn't.
Lasky, Paul! Get out here.
Help!
Hurry.
You're all right.
Don't touch it.
- Why? - It's a piranha.
Piranha!
- Piranhas! - Just lie still.
Lie still? The boat is going to sink!
We'll have everybody ashore before that happens.
- Anything yet? - No.
Take all those and burn them.
- It cut through here like a knife. - It was awful!
- Where's Bobby gone? - I'll get those birds.
Bang! Gotcha!
I saw one in Bermuda once. It frightened me to death.
Besides wrecking out my yacht.
- Mummy, help! - Let's go!
- Bobby! - Pull him out.
Help!
Put him down!
- What happened? - He was bitten.
- The lake is full of piranhas. - Bobby, you're safe now!
Damn it.
- Come on! Push. - Make it spin.
Tom, the lake is full of piranhas.
Piranhas? They must have come from the dam.
And I can't get Max on the radio. We must warn him about them.
All right, let's go. I just hope this moth works.
Push it.
Let's make it spin.
There are 2 cans there. They should be enough to float it.
Assemble it on deck. Move about slowly.
Take this stuff up topside.
- Thank you, Captain. - Don't thank me.
Don't thank me.
Lash together everything that floats.
And get off the deck as soon as you can.
I don't see anything, Tom.
The storm could have blown him off course and headed for cover.
It may not look like much, but it'll hold.
Ladies first. And no hand luggage.
No. I'll stay with Paul.
Gabrielle!
- No, if she stays, I stay. - If you guys want to feed the fish,
I'll take Ollie. Come on, Ollie.
Ben will go with you and bring the raft back.
Don't push me.
Thank you.
- OK. - Easy!
- Easy. - Now lean forward and lie down.
- Ehi! - Wait.
Wait, the oar!
They need an oar. They can't paddle with their hands.
Here it comes, Ann.
It's not going to work.
- Look. - What is it?
There are holes!
- There are holes in it! - Ollie, hang on.
- No, it's impossible! - Come on.
My God, the fish!
Aaahh!
Help!
Take my hand!
Help, Ann!
Help!
Swim, Ann! Swim.
Hurry!
Don't walk!
- Ann, lie down, rest! - I'll get someone, don't worry.
A plane.
It's a plane.
Nothing
I'm gonna make another pass.
Tom, look there, do you see that?
- What? - Someone's there. On your left.
- Let's take a look. - Tom! Over there!
- It's Ann! - I see the boat now.
Tom, over there.
Max!
The plane has seen us.
Max's boat.
Victor 1, this is Delta Charly Bravo. Over.
- Victor 1, we read you, over. - I have located the tour boat.
It's approximately 2 hundred yards off shore.
In the Azevedo cove.
- Victor 1, hold on. - We've got nothing near there.
We have no boats in the area. Can you assist them. Over.
The boat is sinking. These people are going under.
- Can you assist? Over. - All we have available is at the mine.
Ehi!
Luis, take one of those rafts.
- Slide that door open. - Yes.
- It's ready. - Drop!
Get another one. But this time don't open the valve so much.
I'm ready, Tom.
Drop.
It's too far.
- Well what now? - I've got to set this down.
- You are going to land? Where? - On the ground, Luis.
Hang on, here we go.
Max, is there a landing strip around here somewhere?
Not even a butterfly could get in there.
My God.
I'm all right but the door is stuck.
Damn it.
Get out of here!
Get down.
Let's get to the beach.
Com on, madame.
There aren't any more blankets.
I hope there's a good reason for this.
You think this blood could buy us enough time to get down to that raft?
- That's all we've got. Let's try it. - You are going into the water?!
Must've been the carbide lamp.
Carbide explodes with water. I completely forgot about it.
Explodes on contact with the water. Got any more of those things on board?
More? Yes. There are some in the wheelhouse. In the locker.
Do you want to flip a coin?
No! Don't go.
Go right after the second one goes off. Or you'll float up with the fish.
You ready?
- My God. - I'll get the first aid kit.
Here, use this.
All right.
- Everyone just get comfortable. - What are you doing?
I'm hedging our bet.
No! Put it down.
- I don't want to leave these people. - We're not leaving them.
We're just buying a little time. Take this pistol.
- Paul... - Don't put me in this position Paul.
But why? I don't want to! Please, Paul.
Aren't you going to wave goodbye?
I see.
Do you?
How long did you think you'd have to wait for my old heart to give out?
Six months, a year?
I'm sorry to disappoint you, but there's nothing wrong with me.
Now, Kate, you wouldn't.
Don't you tell me what I would or wouldn't do.
You don't know me. I didn't have you pegged for a bastard either.
Empty gun. Sometimes just as effective as a loaded one.
Goodbye, Kate.
No!
Nooo!
Get away!
Here.
Come on.
Take him over here.
What's the matter with them? Hey!
Luis, get that thing inflated.
Ah!
Right on time.
It's a copter. We're saved.
Ehi! Over here.
Come on, Luis. I'll need some help out there.
Throw it over here.
Kate, let's go.
Come on, Kate.
It's all over now.
You're looking well this evening. Why, you haven't touched your fish.
Shame on you!
An inspector of police is here to see you, Miss Neville.
- Police? - Yes.
- May I show him in? - Yes, certainly.
Inspector, you may come in.
- Miss Neville? - Yes. I'm Kate Neville.
Would this be yours by any chance?
We've dragged the site of the wrecked boat.
My beauty-case!
How good of you!
It seems to be locked.
Yes, I must have a key for it some place.
- Bye. - Bye.
Have a good time!
Bye.
Funny how things turn out. Yeah, really.
- Bye. - Have a good trip.
She's on her way out now. She's got it with her.
Everything must have gone well. So, happy ending.
Are you sure no champagne? No, thank you.
Southeast Asia? No way. We're on vacation as of right now.
Don't call us, we'll call you.
Please allow me. I have a way with these things.
Yes, thank you.
What brought you to Brazil, busyness or pleasure?
A little of both.
Okay.
And did you find both?
Neither.
No problem.
And you thought I brought you all the way to South America for nothing?
Let's have a look at those little nothings.
Just in case.
Congratulations on a job well done.
I've kept the half that are missing, fair enough?
Fair enough?
- Northeast, please! - Yes, sir.